The F rule
an idle mind is a devils workshop.. so i tot it wud actually be quite interesting to incooperate studies into daily life. FYI the doctors normally use this weird rule of the so-called-6-Fs rule for the reasoning of a distended stomach1. Fat 2. Flatus (air) 3.Fetus 4. Faeces 5. Filthy big tumour 6. Fluid
well ladies and gents, today i've officially created my own 6 F rules for the-non-dream-guy criteria of mine hehe
1. Fat (aww come on i am reallly really tiny and extremely fragile dun wanna get squished in any activity)
2. Faeces (who wants to date someone full of shit anyway??)
3. Fetus ( mann why the hell wud i wanna date someone childish?if i really want one child i'd bear one someday!)
4. Forty (ahem i already look like a relatively young female, wud certainly never date someone who is or looks like an old uncle!!boy no need for no paedophiles .. ewwwww)
5. Fugly (its as though ugly is not enuff, this guy has to be fugly AAAA who wanna wake up next to mr frankie-steen/pizza face -ya mite add some pizza topping to ur face!)
6. FInker / heart phunker (as black eye peas who have it-god forbid -this guy?a true playboy, who needs one, unless of course u are quite a handfull urself!!)
posted by eemin @ 10:17 AM
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