ee-minology - story of a small gurl

SuPEr MuPEr Non HUman PoWErs!!

yuppers when u have absolutely not much on your mind, u will suddenly realise that u have a lot of weird questions waiting to be answered.. and the weird question that popped up in my mind the other day was.. "if i had super powers, wut wud it be?" and the out of no where maybe from the sleepiest part of my brain i heard a teeny tiny voice say to me "how bout the ability to control people's sleep and dreams!?" sounds like nothing rite? hey hey let me prove to you why it can be a great asset, sure sure i know many would want super powers like superman, speeederman, the incredibles etc etc,, but have u heard of MISS SNOOZZE!?? now now, don't underestimate her powers yet, let me explain wut she can do hehehe

ok lets say.. a snatch theif comes along and grabs your purse..(picture that in slow movement like in the movies) time slows down, your eyes contact, you stare at that sleezy eyes, just for a split second. he sniggers, u sinically give him that smirk and then u blink..He freezes, as if stunned, he shuts his eyes and sleeps standing. You begin to control his dream, in his dream he runs and runs and runs and runs wut seems to be like a 100miles (not 8 miles) and escapes, but in real life he's just standing there, maybe drooling a bit, u swear u can almost see the z z z z escaping from his head hehe so now u retrieve your purse and u call the cops!and there you go one crime busted!

next next u meet a rapist, nope u don't need ur pepper spray, he jumps and attacks, u surprisingly do not resist much, he hisses at ur face "shut up" u stare at his beady evil eyes and smirk. He freezes! and he dreams.. (this time ya feel like being mean) my friend larry once told me about a fren of his who dreams about opening doors everynite, and after a number of doors he opens he gets his head cut off.. its darn scary actually, its like u wonder how many doors you have to open before u get ur head cut off, hehe u can spice things up a lil wit our rapist fren here,, he dreams that he opens doors,, every door a different one. he wonders wut is beyond that door, suddenly he opens "the"door and gets castrated aaaaaaaaaaa.. and he feels pain...ouch... and suddenly he's back to opening doors.. and the vicious cycle begins once more. Back in reality,he's snoozing alright, but not having the greatest dream of all! So u get up, tie him with a rope and call the cops ! 2nd crime busted
of course once u've handed these creeps back to the cops..u can release them from their dreams!

best thing about this super power, not many ppl will expose you, in fact no one!and no one gets physically hurt, no fighting, no sweat! no pain but a lot to gain! okok now lets talk bout bending the super powers to ur needs, lets say u have this crush and u don't get to meet him a lot, but when he sleeps at night, u can "send" him happy thoughts, day1, u guys get to know each other a lil, day2 maybe u guys go on a date, day3 ok u go on a date again this time to somewhere nice, romantic, paris or rome maybe? and u continue dating him etc etc so when he wakes up every morning.. he'd be wondering "am i infactuated with this gurl?"of course if u want a natural mutual feelings, u be urself in the dream, u actually get to know each other,eventually if its meant to be, u fall for each other!not too bad huh? once again no one gets hurt.. its onlya dreamm...zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

posted by eemin @ 7:17 PM