ee-minology - story of a small gurl

THinK 2x BeFore YoU dAte ...

1. scolds u for nothing/everything
2. does not allow u to stay angry at him for long even its its really his fault
3. when he is angry with u, he stays mad for a looooonng time
4. gf basher
5. scrouge that counts to the very last cents u owe him
6. drinker who does not know his limits , throws up everywhere and u have to lug him home
7. smoker - its as if its not bad enuff that he is dying early, he wants to drag u to the grave with him (secondary smoke kills)
8. cheats on ya with.. his EX/ur BEST FREN/his BEST FREN/ur MOM!
9. when u are willing to sort things, he pretends to have dual personality/needs psychiatric help
10. has a very very bad BO (and probably insists its U!)
    
11. expects u to mother him like a kid
    
12. acts like the "big guy" around HIs friends (like he owns u or sumthing)
    
13. do not love animals and kids
    
14. has all these expectations of you ie cook, wash etc etc when he has nothing good to offer u
15. shorter than u
16. who makes constant stoopid jokes that no one understands
17. who only thinks of SEX.. tsk tsk tsk ( and he's lousy at it.. nooooo nightmare!)
    
18. has really really bad taste in dressing and determines wut u shud wear.. argh.. (like him!)
19. insist that u dress like his mom
    
20. with him there is no learning/ growing process for u, u just teach him
    
21. a sissy, with a rather overdeveloped feminine sensitive side
22. when confronted with a serious situation, he expects u to defend him
23. does not appreaciate his own culture/origin
    
24. who talks real loud and acts really crudely (like some big time chinese gangster)
25. thinks he is prettier than u (nooo wut is wrong)
26. demands that u leave ur family for him/his religion etc etc
27. kills ur pets and gives them to u as a stuffed b day pressie.. ewww!!!that is sick!
28. insists that u wear matching outfits every every single time u go out
29. will never be friends if u ever breakup (its either lovers or nothing)
30. hates ur family
31. uses ur dog as a foot stool or a foot wipe/rug
32. preaches to u like there IS NO TMRW!
33. has really bad habits (diggin nose, smelling ur own underarms, wipes mouth on shirt)
    
34. does not appreciate u for who u really are n makes u feel lower that u really are
35. makes u pay for all the bills and subsequently his living expenses (a parasite)
36. only wants to enjoy the privilegdes of a relationship but does not want any commitment
37. more emotional and sensitive than u or your MOM
    
38. does not change his clothes for days! -ewwwwww self inflicted BO
39. has a very very low tolerance level
40. super clingy clingy thing
    

posted by eemin @ 12:14 PM